Sir Tex A Lot: Pro, in the style of Lorde’s Royals

April 19th, 2018 by This court is terrible and anyone who likes it should feel bad.

Aw yes. I have returned. The mastermind behind the never released Grifball Musical is alive! And due to financial constrains, I have to produce music again to make money. So just in time for Pro Bidding, I give you my newest song, Pro.

Pro, in the style of Royals by Lorde

I’ve never seen a hammer I don’t like
I cut my enemies with lunges, from half-court
And I’m so proud of my K/D, It’s so positive
Don’t go negative

But every captain’s like, smart throws, defense, keep our perfect spacin’
Tank-ins, bomb stops, trashin’ the other team
I don’t care, I’m having the best game of my dreams
But everybody’s like push right, flank left, we’ve got to plant this bomb
Let’s launch, swing now, got to score this damn bomb
I don’t care, I aint caught up in your strategies

And I’m gonna be Pro
My K/D is so good
This kind of trash ain’t for me
I craze a different kind of style
Let me be your ta-ank, You can call me Gingy
And baby I’ll school (I’ll school I’ll school)
Let me tank this lobby

My friends, well, I have cracked the code
I count my kills my kills in the game, I know them
And everyone who knows me knows, that I’m gonna pro
I wasn’t meant for ammy

But every captain’s like, smart throws, defense, keep our perfect spacin’
Tank-ins, bomb stops, trashin’ the other team
I don’t care, I’m having the best game of my dreams
But everybody’s like push right, flank left, we’ve got to plant this bomb
Let’s launch, swing now, got to score this damn bomb
I don’t care, I aint caught up in your strategies

And I’m gonna be Pro
My K/D is so good
This kind of trash ain’t for me
I craze a different kind of style
Let me be your ta-ank, You can call me Gingy
And baby I’ll school (I’ll school I’ll school)
Let me tank this lobby

I’m better than I ever dreamed, and I’m in love with being Gingy
(Ohh ohh oh)
They say my tanking is the cheese
I aint caught up in your strategies

And I’m gonna be Pro
My K/D is so good
This kind of trash ain’t for me
I craze a different kind of style
Let me be your ta-ank, You can call me Gingy
And baby I’ll school (I’ll school I’ll school)
Let me tank this lobby

If you have a song you want Sir Tex-A-Lot to remaster, let me know in the comments below.

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